Melissa

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

cosplay-gamers:

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Daedric Armor by Cat-Sup

(Source: get-fit-naturally)

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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(Source: headlampgirl)

what-mom:

when you make a joke and no one laughs

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(Source: what-mom)

overachieves:

"gay men can’t be good fathers"
you were saying?

overachieves:

"gay men can’t be good fathers"

you were saying?

(Source: thegloss.com)

burningupasun:

Hiram McDaniels for Mayor!

Because what you haven’t heard is— Do you hear the beating of my terrible wings? DO YOU FEEL THE FLAMES LICK AT THE CORNERS OF A LIFE YOU ONCE THOUGHT BELONGED TO YOU?— Sorry about that! My green head got excited. We all have human foibles. I don’t, I’m literally a five-headed dragon.

burningupasun:

Hiram McDaniels for Mayor!

Because what you haven’t heard is— Do you hear the beating of my terrible wings? DO YOU FEEL THE FLAMES LICK AT THE CORNERS OF A LIFE YOU ONCE THOUGHT BELONGED TO YOU?— Sorry about that! My green head got excited. We all have human foibles. I don’t, I’m literally a five-headed dragon.

(Source: skyphoi)

night-vale-community:


faceless446 answered: Hiram McDaniels, please

I’m not very good at dragons but did my best!

night-vale-community:

faceless446 answered: Hiram McDaniels, please

I’m not very good at dragons but did my best!